February 2010
44 posts
julie/julia project
i have watched the movie julie and julia: 6 times. lol because..it is the only movie saved on my computer…and when slow internet prevails i always default back to that movie. it’s really weird because i love it every time i watch it….every. time.
during the movie you find out that julia child doesn’t like her blog and thinks she’s a joke and when i found this out i...
i really thought my mom's engrish was...
Leslie,
Hope all is well. Yesterday Spot ate half bag of the preserved Olives that we bought in Taiwan. He must jumped high and grabbed the bag from the formal dining table. Then, he threw up several times last night and this morning. What a mass. Please send all the Taiwan trip pictures to us.
Love you, Mom
i put my ring on…and now i can’t get it off. good thing i’m not in...
living near my aunt pro: eating lunch and spending time with her con: her running into me buying noodles afterward because i don’t understand the taiwanese love of italian food
it’s really frustrating when you can’t find one single rubberband. i mean i’ve even lost the headbands that i have make-shifted as rubberbands. now i’m using my camera usb cord…what....
it’s always makes me nervous that asian skin gets darker before it heals. all these little ex-pimples…are. so. darkkkkkkkkk.
it’s amazing that ONE single eyebrow hair can create a significant hole. and then if you’re foolish and decide to follow through the pluck-line…you have ninja thin slut eyebrows. haha
bored. tired. hungry…..regretting that i...
i think it’s really unclassy when a girl cries in front of a guy. lol i have been very unclassy in the past, but from now on…i will be so
mustard is neon yellow
orange juice tastes like tang
sometimes i am very thankful that i don’t have ugly fingernails. haha and sometimes i feel very superficial for being so thankful.
every morning i am very thankful that i have my...
“it’s not silly juice, it’s necessary juice”
– Roger the alien from American Dad
lol had to write this up because i’m going to delete it from fb
to-may-toes...to-mah-toes
(lol i couldn’t find a picture…but this came up haha) 1. facial cotton pads here…are not made out of cotton. they are made out of this synthetic material that you would find wrapped around a brand new camera…or maybe a jar of jam - but squishier? yes…and these are sold in bulk…i bought 3 boxes of 200, i enjoy non-cotton facial cotton pads.
2. speaking of...
i don’t know if this makes sense or not…but some really crazy shit has happened to me and i think the only reason why i could grasp/handle the situation was because i’m a girl. haha i mean there have been so many times when i’m glad that d was asleep………….little does he know what goes on
p.s. it’s better to take vitamin D with calcium = )...
1. bad news bears living by a bakery 2. starting House season 1 episode 1…hello renewal of megavideo membership = )
3. list of book recommendations so i won’t forget them The Passion by Jeanette Winterson Open by Andre Agassi The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follet Sarah’s Key by Tatiana De Rosnay I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Max Tucker What I...
denial ftw
so i have decided…no matter how pretty white tile looks i want my future house to be carpeted…or at least a dark tile/wood. the endless bits of skin, hair, and random particles collecting on my perpetually not clean ground is driving me crazy. i have become this ocd that is always rolling the ground with my new lint roller on a big stick. if you knew me…i am not the person to...
hsr
i think that it would be a great idea to put a high speed rail in california. i hope that one day the state gets enough money…and spends it on that…instead of anything else impertinent = ) haha
double standards
sometimes… i wish that i could trade all the free club cover…and drinks for the chance to be able to stay out as late as i want, ride in a taxi by myself, or even walk down a dark street without the 100x greater chance of being kidnapped or raped. mannnn all the free shit in the world isn’t as cool as being a dood.
china air sucks
man china air really does suck!! i felt really dehydrated and discriminated against. why did they only have 10 sandwiches to pass out in between meals…and why did they only offer them to everyone else but me!!!! lol
i’m guessing delta/china air doesn’t have a good movie contract so here is my review for the 7 movies i managed to watch…even though they were all pretty...
did you know that...
freon smells like poop bits + bathroom water. or so i have deduced from every time i have turned on my sister’s freon-leaking heater
the best place to pluck your eyebrows is in your car. the close-range interaction with your mirror is perfect for reaffirming that you have bushy bushy eyebrows. your seat is positioned to be close, but not too close for optimum mirror usage. it’s...
why do i...
1. always have this urge to paint my fingernails before i have to shower 2. want to eat chick-fila on a sunday (for people that don’t live in the south - chickfila is owned by a mormon and is closed on sunday) 3. fix my hair before i have to wash my face
maybe i (and humans) have this subconscious urge to do dumb shit - to rebel against being the most intelligent beings on earth. i...
so yesterday while i was driving i was stopped at a yield sign at a T where traffic was exiting the highway on the right of me and i needed to enter to my left. i was talking on the phone with my dad (illegal) but REALLY this old man (white hair, bald) had just exited the highway slowed down his car - honked at me and threw me a thumb’s down sign. dood…i know that talking and driving...
large cups
i need big cups. my sister has all these mini munchkin glasses for tiny little people hands…wheres my 10+ oz cup-o-ware
lost
i hate every part of speech of this damn word.
1. i hate it when i get LOST 2. i hate it when i LOSE my keys or phone 3. i hate the show LOST 4. homophonic…homonym….homohomo 5. haha i had a frustrating day (at least 45 min of searching)
out of sight
when you accidentally cut yourself if you don’t look at it…doesn’t hurt as much
if you don’t look at the gross dead spiders in the corner…you won’t feel as grossed out because they aren’t there!!!!
apples do not fall far from the tree
it’s 5 am and i wake up to my sister cleaning the desk beside the bed i’m sleeping in before work “use a coaster”
WHOA FLASH BACK TO
it’s around 6 am and my mom is half-dressed, folding my clothes and cleaning etc before work “dont hide your dirty silverware in the drawer, i’ll find it”
AHHH my sister is just like my mom. hahaha i’m...
asian dramas
have gotten me through many lonely moments of my….tweens
from high school to college - an ode to love and happiness in lala taiwanese/korean world
Meteor Garden (2004)
Full House (2007)
Devil Beside You (2007)
Smiling Pasta (2007)
My Girl (2007)
Witch Yoo Hee (2007)
My Name is Kim Sam Soon Romantic Princess (not that great) That Emperor one… 1st Shop of the Coffee Prince...
