March 2010
23 posts
Mar 31st
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177 notes
Mar 30th
lazy v2.0
fail = trying to pour (cooled) water from a teapot into your mouth.  lol get a damn cup, leslie no matter what - you and your parents are never really on the same team.  i hope that one day i find a husband that i can team up with to f around with my child.  none of this playing both sides (to be the “cool” parent)…only MY TEAM.
Mar 29th
“Dad requested lady gaga “bad romance” for you at bryant’s...”
Mar 28th
sometimes people are undependable because you don’t give them the chance to be dependable.  and sometimes they’re just f’in slobby, careless etc just because i think my hair is finally considered longer than shorter.  =o) oh man no one knows how long i have been waiting for this day.  i want butt hair sometimes (butt-length hair) does grudge holding run in your genes? my...
Mar 27th
same size
if you had two pieces of the same size of delicious would you rather eat a longer skinnier piece or shorter fatter.  i think i like long and skinny lol i just realized that the starbucks in taiwan does not sell chai lattes.  AHHHHHH i’m kind of deathly afraid of becoming lactose intolerant.  i feel that i am tricked into thinking that i’m okay because i drink a milk tea (or 2) everyday…but...
Mar 27th
epitome of lazy
you know when your bed feels…dirty.  that’s when you know that the number of skin flakes have passed the threshold.  instead of poppin my sheets into the washing machine - i pull out my lint roller.  lol ~9 sheets later my bed feels CLEAN.  woo! some people shed skin flakes way more vigorously than others…….. and my wrist is sore
Mar 26th
japan = booked! = )
lesson learned…everyone wants to see the cherry blossoms after 24 hours of stress, scrambling, and desperation - a hook up from my aunt = success!! couldn’t get tickets to tokyo… BUT we’re going to fukuoka…lol woo! (3/21 - 3/24) just as good and has better scenery (from a japanese classmate source) i hope the cherry blossom trees start to bloom NOW so by the time...
Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
so I JUST discovered the character palette on my mac…lol i’m like one of those pc users that doesn’t discover his sd card reader until 4 years later 哈哈哈 (ha ha ha) lol woo now i can be the ultimate asian vocabulary words: 幸福 (xing fu) - happiness, 幸運 (xing yun) - lucky 星期天 (xing qi tian) - sunday 全面 (quan mian) - everything 爬山 (pa shan) - mountain hiking 裡面 (li mian) - inside...
Mar 16th
you should only be stingy with yourself - i like that quote = ) today i voted for this couple that is 2 degrees separated from me to be entered into an ultimate wedding contest.  lol in fact, i have also voted for another couple in a similar deal this same year.  whew…i hope that one day if i am in an ultimate wedding competition that random people will vote for me = ) haha…or be...
Mar 16th
Mar 13th
isn’t it annoying when water drips down from your hands to your elbows.  yet i stubbornly always want to look up to watch myself wash my face…must invent something like the sham-wow arm sleeves.  p.s. i use the turbie towel (thanks C!! : )) and it is definitely AWESOME. people really like to look at my feet….lol why? i have been playing d’s dumb iphone app...
Mar 12th
Mar 12th
i don’t really like 3D movies  1. you have to pay more 2. it really doesn’t make that much of a difference… 3. unless you’re watching final destination 4 4. i end up taking off my glasses toward the end of the movie and watch it in it’s pure fuzzy form 5. alice in wonderland was o.k. considering that when i re-watched the disney version to refresh zee memory it was...
Mar 11th
Mar 10th
green
i always thought i was the normal jealous type…not too much or little however today i have realized i am not i’m so jealous that i’m jealous of the future i am jealous of things that have. not. even. happened. sucks lol
Mar 9th
it's not you, it's me
damn straight it’s you you fucking suck
Mar 8th
sometimes couples suck.  i mean walking behind all of them - boy-girl, girl-girl - all couples in a night market is really frustrating.  it’s not until you’re by yourself that you realize that they’re all in the slow lane.  haha, although most of the time it’s nice to be the one of two (^ ^), every night i’d rather be a lone wolf and get my damn food. p.s. plungers...
Mar 5th
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
today
summed up my whole taiwan experience so far.  this lady stopped cutting a raw duck, scooped my food and then handed me wet coins (i presume fowl juices).  i immediately went to 711 and used the rest of my change to buy a soy milk.  haha 35 NT + 20 NT = a meal!! ($1.71)
Mar 2nd