fail = trying to pour (cooled) water from a teapot into your mouth. lol get a damn cup, leslie
no matter what - you and your parents are never really on the same team. i hope that one day i find a husband that i can team up with to f around with my child. none of this playing both sides (to be the “cool” parent)…only MY TEAM.
sometimes people are undependable because you don’t give them the chance to be dependable. and sometimes they’re just f’in slobby, careless etc just because
i think my hair is finally considered longer than shorter. =o) oh man no one knows how long i have been waiting for this day. i want butt hair sometimes (butt-length hair)
does grudge holding run in your genes?
my favorite 711 attendant is leaving to japan to get his phd. i’m kind of sad =/ i think i’ve seen him every day for the past 30 days and now he has to goooooooo. i want to buy him a present…like a sticky pad or something - haha too much
my credit card information has been stolen for two cards. one exorbitant purchase in Pennsylvania and one in Ohio. damn…sucks not having a credit card. i mean it’s not like i use it or anything…but i like virtual money. haha i tend to like more virtual than physical things - that’s why my restaurant is so popular = )
you know when your bed feels…dirty. that’s when you know that the number of skin flakes have passed the threshold. instead of poppin my sheets into the washing machine - i pull out my lint roller. lol ~9 sheets later my bed feels CLEAN. woo!
some people shed skin flakes way more vigorously than others……..
you should only be stingy with yourself - i like that quote = )
today i voted for this couple that is 2 degrees separated from me to be entered into an ultimate wedding contest. lol in fact, i have also voted for another couple in a similar deal this same year. whew…i hope that one day if i am in an ultimate wedding competition that random people will vote for me = ) haha…or be awe-inspired by my story. definitely getting ahead of myself
isn’t it annoying when water drips down from your hands to your elbows. yet i stubbornly always want to look up to watch myself wash my face…must invent something like the sham-wow arm sleeves. p.s. i use the turbie towel (thanks C!! : )) and it is definitely AWESOME.
people really like to look at my feet….lol why?
i have been playing d’s dumb iphone app fingerzilla….it’s really dumb (you tap the screen to destroy buildings and faster to beat your destruction high score) and invigorating.
i don’t really like 3D movies 1. you have to pay more 2. it really doesn’t make that much of a difference… 3. unless you’re watching final destination 4 4. i end up taking off my glasses toward the end of the movie and watch it in it’s pure fuzzy form 5. alice in wonderland was o.k. considering that when i re-watched the disney version to refresh zee memory it was only okay as well. 6. i don’t like movies where i can’t really understand what the characters are saying or when they are big fat pussies (aka frodo in lord of the rings 1) 7. all in all i am glad that the CKS —> ximen lines exists instead of xindian —> main —>ximen. i got a new menu to translate = ) woo!
speaking of which love = - can i borrow your translator? - why - …menus… - but i have to study for a test tomorrow - …… - fine. take it - okay = ) !
sometimes couples suck. i mean walking behind all of them - boy-girl, girl-girl - all couples in a night market is really frustrating. it’s not until you’re by yourself that you realize that they’re all in the slow lane. haha, although most of the time it’s nice to be the one of two (^ ^), every night i’d rather be a lone wolf and get my damn food.
p.s. plungers work - do not under estimate the power. if you only have a scrubby brush, get your ass out and buy a plunger.
summed up my whole taiwan experience so far. this lady stopped cutting a raw duck, scooped my food and then handed me wet coins (i presume fowl juices). i immediately went to 711 and used the rest of my change to buy a soy milk. haha 35 NT + 20 NT = a meal!! ($1.71)