i’m sure everyone does this but i’ll re-wear gym clothes when i’m at the end of the supply. today, i reached into my laundry basket and picked up my shorts (the nike ones that have the lining). well anyway, on the lining there was this fat ass ant…god jesus christ if i hadn’t seen it and put it on anyway. pet peeves at the gym: 1. people drinking energy drinks and...
11:42 PM 95.7 was having a text in contest to get free mike posner tickets. all you had to do was text “cool” to 43952 and be the 1000th texter. i got really into it…first text and i was already number 2, then 35, 197, 219, 358, 468, and then nothing. but that’s because my dyslexic self started to type in 94352. finally a, you just missed the 1000th texter. it was...
s and i were trying to think of things that we could do…and this got me thinking- what the hell did i do when i was little. i remember everyday during summer i would look forward to heating up and eating my marie callendar’s chicken fettuccine alfredo + broccoli TV dinner. what else, drawing pictures with my crayola original and neon markers. we would go to the pool and stay there...
my mom has this HUGE pimple in the middle of her forehead and i want to pop it sooo badly. i feel like the best pimple poppers are the ones that have the self control to not touch them. SQUEEEEZE
i hate it that i get so emotionally invested in my television shows. sometimes i feel myself writhing with anger or so love sick that i want to throw up. for example, lauren in make it or break it- hate that bitch whyyyy….it’s not realll
i hate it when i cook a crap meal. you have to keep tasting this gross food each time you do something to fix it (and it doesn’t get any betterrrr). in the end i’m the a-hole that’s blending it and dumping it in the toilet…….lol maybe that’s just me. sorry, africa =/ i’m not sorry, eggplant
day 9: a story about a scar there is this light oval something underneath my left eye (good thing the rest of the spots disappeared)- one time i was at e’s house cooking RIB EYE (nom!) and the recipe requires us to quickly sear the steaks on each side and then into the oven. well i take e’s costco size oil jug, glug glug glug, oops poured a little too much- oh well. the recipe says...
every pet owner knows that a trip to the vet is pretty scary- you assume that your pet is goot but then when you’re sitting in this room full of posters about heart worms, periodontitis, silent pain? you get a little nervous. well, taking your old ass dog to the vet is even scarier. lol that is all get doggie insurance can dogs eat human glucosamine pills? lol i have two wonderful...
life would be kind of perfect/cool if you could go grocery shopping with your dog! note to self, live in a rich enough neighborhood to be able to do that
If you could eliminate one thing you do each day...
showering or brushing my teeth or washing my face Ask me anything
made my day: parents in zumba i got too nervous and turned off the cam before the best part, but damn - that’s where i got my moves from. i won’t specifically point out my parents to save them some face
the consequences of having a pond in your backyard
m: i can't believe you put your laptop on my chest for 1.5 hours
y: well you were sleeping
m: i'm going to get cancer =/
yes! don’t give up! haha lydiannwong: is it worth it? what am i doing?
day 6: write a heartfelt letter to some food
dear laughing cow garlic herb cheese wedge, where the eff are you. i hope my dog didn’t eat you - he’s gonna get diarrhea. this is even more tragic than when i was eating and lost your cousin, the cheddar cheese square - at least he isn’t mushy from the start. i hope i ate you xoxo L
technology these days...
my parents recently bought a new FRONT loading washer and dryer. it’s so advanced that it sings a little song when it’s done washing. and the song is different for each cycle…haha
c: things i regret not doing in my 20s
not taking calcium vitamins
and well yea, that's about it
haha thanks, C
really good taiwanese restaurant in houston...
it’s called GO GO TAPAS (台灣小吃） located in the dun huang super market (the one next to star, juice box etc) lol so they sell 便當 (bian dang), but you can sit down and eat too my parents got really buddy buddy with the chef﹣he’s been cooking for 40 years and is currently looking for a restaurant space (reason for the temporary location in the super market) his sign is missing an...
i used to get jealous of the girls whose mothers would bring them whataburger chicken strips combos for lunch- mmm buttered toast dipped in GRAVY. and i was always embarrassed of my lunch…my mom would wrap the lettuce separate in a paper towel and serand wrap so that my sandwich bread wouldn’t get soggy. lol i used to think it was sooo asian, however…my lunches weren’t...